This is Wally's passport photo. He really wanted me to post it today. "People need to know I'm a worldly bunny! And that I'm well-traveled!" But Wally? You have only been to two states … "But I have a PASSPORT! So I'm a cultured and cosmopolitan bunny!" Wally and I had to talk about what it means to USE your passport versus to HAVE a passport. Now he's looking up flights to Japan. "Wally wants to see TOKYO!" We will need to make a five- to seven-year allowance saving plan.
Wally was googling "ponies" (he's been wanting to find free pony rides for bunnies … sigh. Yes, we've talked about the unlikeliness of this) when he came across "side PONYtails" and immediately wanted one. While using my sticker app, he realized, "There's no SCRUNCHIES! I can't show my side pony without a SCRUNCHY!" After spending time in the closet (this is where he goes when he's upset), he learned that bows can also be hair accessories. He doesn't know that traditionally scrunchies and bows are for girls, but as usual, I let him go with it.
Wally has a question. (We got hundreds of new followers last night and don't know why! But hello new followers!) "'Scuse me? Hi! It's WALLY! It's me, WALLY! I'm a BUNNY! A BUNNY! A …" Wally? Did you you have a question? "My creative writing teacher says I need a 'hook.' This is my HOOK!" Oh, I'm sorry. I understand. "I wanted to know, WHERE'D ALL YOU NEW FOLLOWERS COME FROM?! King Wally demands to know!" Wally? Remember we talked about being humble and polite? "My beautiful new followers. How did you hear about this humble and polite bunny Wally? Sincerely and forever at your service, Wally."
Wally wanted plants in the background so he could look like a "real wild bunny." So … here is Wild Wally. ☺️ #englishangorarabbit #imabunny #wallythebunny #rabbitsofinstagram #bunniesofinstagram #cutebunny #fluffybunny #pets #petsofinstagram #rabbitsofig #bunniesofig #rabbitoftheday #petoftheday #cute #bunny #rabbit
I was thinking that a good way to end the weekend might be to look at a fuzzy bunny bum. I could be wrong. Though I don't think it could hurt. #englishangorarabbit #rabbitsofinstagram #cutebunny #fluffybunny #pets #petsofinstagram #rabbitsofig #bunniesofig #rabbitoftheday #petoftheday #cute #bunny #rabbit #rabbitstagram #bunniesofinstagram #bunnystagram
Wally makes me speak in plurals. I don't know why. "Hi little bunnies. Do you want a piece of apples? Look at all your furs." Animals make me speak with strange grammars. #englishangorarabbit #rabbitsofinstagram #cutebunny #fluffybunny #pets #petsofinstagram #rabbitsofig #bunniesofig #rabbitoftheday #petoftheday #cute #bunny #rabbit #rabbitstagram #bunniesofinstagram #bunnystagram